Saturday, June 4, 2011

Name harper's newest photo prop

So stevie wanker wants to pretend he's soft and fuzzy and asks you to help name his latest prop.

I'm thinking...Squealer.

4 comments:

Beijing York said...

From the article:

Harper is known as a cat lover. He and wife Laureen have participated in the Ottawa Humane Society’s Foster Program, which provides temporary homes for pets in the community who are not yet ready for adoption.

Cat lover, my arse! He knows how to manipulate his image for maximum positive PR effect. So are these foster kittens the only felines in the house? Like any good ad man, he has no use for an older, less than perfect feline. These kittens are like Art Bank paintings - out with the old, in with the new. Ta da! Time for another press release.

900ft Jesus said...

my ex was like that with animals. It was years before I let myself get attached to a dog even though I adore them. Always had to give them up when I was married. he'd rire of them, or wanted the newer, cooler breed. I agree with your assessment of stevie.

Beijing York said...

As someone who loves animals, wild and domesticated, it pisses me off to see this shallow, manipulative prick pretending to be one of us. A cat or dog lover is someone who sacrifices whatever they have in their bank account for emergency surgery and devotedly nurses them back to health (if not wails inconsolably when they fail to thrive).

It's funny that he chooses kittens for his photo-ops while mostly ignoring his own children, or any children for that matter. I think human instinct would be to recoil at his touch.

900ft Jesus said...

yeah, and it shows in the photos. I find it hilarious that the photo that was meant to win people over - the one where he's holding the little orange kitten-is one of the most widely used to show how creepy he is.

He really is a sociopath. Looks at other people to see what "nice" or "kind" or "compassionate" looks like, tries to imitate it for show, but fails to pull it off because he just doesn't have the required feelings.

I love animals too. Always more than a few rescues around, find homes for some eventually, but many become permanent house mates or barn dwellers. Wild ones go back to the wild, though.