They're all missing critical parts.

The CONs are vile.  No brains, no heart.

Near the end of question period Thursday in the House of Commons, a Conservative backbencher stood up to talk about the final passage of Bill C-19, the bill that would end the long-gun registry, and channelled civil rights leader and Nobel Peace Prize winner Martin Luther King Jr.

John Williamson, in a ridiculous display of really bad, over-the-top showmanship cried out  “Free at last, free at last, law-abiding Canadians are finally free at last” in praise of the death of the long gun registry.  He stole the gist of the line from Martin Luther King Jr's famous I have a dream speech.  Williamson delivered this obscenity one day after the anniversary of King's murder - by a fucking sniper.

There is seriously something very dysfunctional with people like that who cannot see how their words and actions violate the very principles behind the words they steal.

And the story of CON stupidity and vileness continues - 

The federal government is backing down from proposed strict new ammunition regulations after receiving complaints from gun owners...The draft regulations, made public in March, included proposals that had ammunition being locked up and added severe new restrictions on the quantity of ammunition someone could own and store.

Terrific.  Now those law-abidin', hard wurkin' canadiuns can leave as much ammo as they want kicking around the house where little Johnny and little Mary (raised in a home where guns are promoted) have free access.  And criminals looking for a weapon can now not only break into just about any home in CONstituencies and avail themselves of an unregistered weapon, they can get their ammo there as well, load on the spot, and shoot the law abidin', hard workin' canadiun if he or a family member comes home suddenly.   Then the thief, well armed, can go on and raid more homes and stockpile more unregistered weapons.  But that's ok, because some yahoo with immediate access to ammo can blow his fucking head off and become a hero.

Gotta give in to those complaints by gun owners.  After all, little Johnny and little Mary can't vote.  And they aren't fetuses.

The ever oblivious Vic seems to have neglected to read yet another piece of proposed legislation he is responsible for - and of course, blames bureaucrats:

 

"Those regulations were brought to my attention a day or two ago," said Public Safety Minister Vic Toews on Thursday. "That was a discussion I think was mainly inside the bureaucracy, and I just reiterate that is not regulations that will proceed as proposed."

I know Vic is quite busy trying to track down dangerous terrorists who publish public information, but he really should read the shit he's trying to pass.  It's looking like the CONs make Bills and Acts up as they go along based on pressure from their rabid base and big money stakeholders.

Which is, of course, exactly what they do.

Holy Corrupt Government, Batman!

Damn!  What a couple of weeks!  Even some stevie fans are starting to grumble.

Let’s drag the cesspool and take a look:

Bill C-30 and Towes’ raves

Vikileaks

#TellViEeverything

Bill C-10 continues to make no sense

Seniors can go fuck themselves 'cause they're jut a useless burden and why the hell should we give them money they paid into retirement?

Nicholson wants to bring in the wild, wild west

Airshow MacKay ignores the Public Service Act – again – and uses DND as his personal shit throwing monkey

From fake lakes to fake immigrants and the resurgence of fake Elections Canada calls

Chris Paradis hands out favours to buddies at our expense while putting many people out of work

Tony-sides-with angels-clement is still a monumental moron

Flaherty lies one way then lies the other (or he’s using that broken crystal ball again)

Brian Lilley tries to justify his existence while avoiding top stories that could make Vic and Pete cry and force young CONbots to sing to steve outside his Sussex home and pathetically revives an old story, writing pretty much the same error riddled thing three days in a row.  (because, you know, French people and visible minorities are a whole lot much more scarier than a government that muzzles public servants and scientists, seeks to spy on us at will, denies our very democracy by fixing elections)

And Beloved Leader?  Well none of it is his fault, of course.  Probably Michael Sona just got carried away.

And Parliament wasn’t even sitting this week.  I have a feeling more than a few CONsorts will be putting in serious overtime this weekend.

The sacrificial lamb has a name.

Michelle D'Auray, public servant.

The Harper government claims a senior bureaucrat gave it the go-ahead to avoid rules governing the look and feel of its Economic Action Plan website.

Right.  Like I said before, harper & Co. can't get rid of all public servants.  They need a few to kick around and blame for their own stupidity and corrupt actions.

Of course harper and Hang-'em-high family man Vic have nothing to back that claim.  In fact, the paper-trail clearly shows that the TB public servant team leader advised against it.

As current president of TB, Stockie Day is trying to justify Toews and harper's actions, claiming Michelle D'Auray, secretary to TB recommended that the exemption be granted.

But guess what?

Day’s office and the Prime Minister’s Office did not respond to requests to produce the d’Auray document.

This blame the public servant is just the latest in harper's half-assed attempt to brush away criticism over violating very clear TB rules that forbid using federal government sites and resources for partisan purposes.   Earlier on, in committee, they tried to say things like the use of Google Map hampered their ability to maintain a common look and feel.

Wow.  Odd how inserting a Google Map function can throw off an entire design, create a new one, and add in a youtube clip of harper playing the piano.

Some people may not think that this particular abuse of tax dollars, and politicizing what is supposed to be a non-partisan public service is no big deal, but it is far from an isolated incident.  We've been paying for many such CPC/harper promotions, and our federal public service has been used as harper's personal marketing team since he took power: oversized checks carrying the CPC logo, public service websites linking to that tiresome piano playing video, unrelated sites linking to federal budgets, the economic action plan, harper's photo popping up all over the place, public servants used to push the economic action plan ad signs, partisan statements on public service sites...

Where is the clout to enforce accountability on politicians who brazenly thumb their noses at the public while stealing their money to do so?

Every time we do nothing more than shake our heads and say, well, it sucks, but that's politics, we give these corrupt actions our stamp of approval through our simple silence.

For all the griping about taxes, you would think more Canadians would be royally miffed at having any political party dip into our pockets to pay for their own marketing needs - and using those tax dollars to misrepresent their deeds, as well.

Dalton, I like your brother, but you're a real asshole

Premier Dalton McGuinty’s officials plotted to keep the G20 law secret weeks before the Star revealed that Toronto police believed they had the power to arrest anyone near the summit site.

This is not something that should be kept secret. 

And you, Vic Vicious , you get liar added to asshole for trying to play Lady Macbeth.  We know who really was the force behind the act.

The feds co-ordinated security and funded it.

"I certainly wasn't aware of the concerns that were being raised with the bill." - Vic Vicious

"You're talking about the regulation that the McGuinty government passed? It was sometime after the G8/G20 event," Toews told reporters Wednesday when asked about when he learned of Ontario's passing changes to the Public Works Protection Act. That statement contradicts at least one of the findings of Marin, whose report suggests the RCMP and Toews's department did know about the Toronto police request to have the controversial regulation passed.

Hell, Vicious, we ordinary, Tim drinkin' and Starbuck sipping Canadians knew about it before the event.  Would you like me to get you a subscription to the Citizen?  Recommend a few blogs?

And there's this bit of damning evidence:

Email response to CBC from RCMP Sgt. Julie Gagnon:

Q: When was the RCMP made aware of the PWPA?

A: A few months before the actual event, the RCMP was made aware that TPS [Toronto Police Service] was considering using the PWPA however; the RCMP was not consulted on if TPS would use the PWPA during the Summits.



But hey - you fuckers needed that dry run for the reincarnated SPP, right?

900 says Toews' adult prison for tender little boys is a "test run."

Vic Toews has been jailing ten year old boys in a "test run" that’s part of an organized "sexual sadism-pedophile" enterprise, 900ft said in the bat cave this morning.       

"Other sadistic pedophiles may be waiting to see what Blackburn’s reaction is to it," 900 said.

900 said it’s expected other sexual sadist-pedophiles will follow.

It clearly wasn’t a last-ditch, "last-minute" attempt to incarcerate tender little boys where big hairy men would pay big bucks to play with them, 900 said.

"It’s clear the smooth skinned little boys were meant to be incarcerated here in an adult prison specially outfitted to allow private visits by Toews himself," 900 said. "The cells themselves are  well-equipped to maximize sadistic play by Toews and paying adult visitors."

The government can’t just turn such boys over to safe homes for sexually sadistic  reasons, said Toews in his defence.

The government has to consider the past unscrupulousness of parents and foster homes, Toews said. There is a possibility that such bleeding heart lefties may protect the children from sexual sadist-pedophiles and he’d have to resort to buggering his own dog, he said.

900 also said the prison cells  had been retrofitted to breed young, unwed girls to assure a steady supply of sweet boys.

"The sexual sadistic decor and accommodations in those cells was far in excess of what adult male lifers usually outfit them with," 900 told reporters. "They were clearly designed to maximize the number of young boys each cell could hold and therefore maximize the amount of sexual sadism pedophilia that Toews, running the prison would achieve."

900 also said it’s believed the sexually sadistic pedophile prison service is linked to the Vatican, but declined to provide further details.

But 900 added most of the 492 sexual sadist-pedophiles paid between $40,000 to $50,000 each for a night with the child convicts, thus securing funding for yet more sexual sadism pedophile services in the guise of prisons.

"It’s certainly indicative of the fact that this was a very profitable undertaking even if the sexual sadism-pedophile ring is eventually stopped," 900 said. "This could afford Toews with a lot of money to keep buggering little boys. Whether or not individuals who use Toews’ sexual sadism-pedophile services are actually part of his criminal organization, certainly the amount of money paid goes to finance Toews’ sexual sadism-pedophile criminal organization."

Hey...if family values Vic can make shit up, so can I.  What a sack of shit he is.  I suppose the Tamils ate his baby as well.  But he has not offered any evidence yet.  He’ll get some hapless public servant to do that while he holds that public servant’s family hostage in his sexual sadism-pedophile playroom in his basement.

Just making crap up to create fear in Canadians so the CONs can do a pretend rescue securing the country from pretend terrosists, pretend criminals, and pretend all around godlessness.  Hey, they're just a bunch of brown people, so if we break up their families while they are being investigated, it's no like they actually feel things, right, Vic?  If your lies engender more hatred, fear, and racism against brown people, that's just fine 'cause you don't want them here anyway, is that it, Vic?  And what does it matter that legitimate refugies will be turned away more and more as you stoke this created fear in Canadians as long as it brings you and Harps a few more rabid votes...that's the plan, right? 

Oh yeah, fuck you, Vic, and the Steve whose ass you have your nose jammed up.

I don't want to fund a god's plan, do you?

If someone wants to financially support and help propagate a myth along with its narrow ideology in the name of a mythic creature, hey, that’s their right.  But this should not come out of the tax dollars of people who may not feel the same way: those who believe in a completely different mythos, atheists, or even those who share similar beliefs but are opposed to the goals of the group.

Seems Vic Toews doesn’t agree.  At least when it comes to Youth For Christ, a religious group passing itself off as a youth centre for troubled kids.

Their own mission statement makes it very clear that their agenda is a religious one, extending to mixing church and state.

With a focus on junior and senior high school ministries, YFC Canada aims to take the gospel to the youth of the nation and trust God to surface leaders for the future who can become part of His plan for our nation.

God has a plan for our nation, does he?  But he needs our tax dollars to help indoctrinate vulnerable youth to accomplish it?  Mm-hmmm...

This group doesn’t just want to take the gospel to the kiddies, it is actively targeting what it views as vulnerable groups.

Strategy - ...Expanding chapter ministries: "YFC will boldly move into areas where we do not now exist, both geographically and culturally. The aboriginal youth community is a prime area for development."

Yeppers.  Boldly braving hostile lands  and dangerous cultures.  

I find it more than a little obscene that the very religion that abused aboriginals and committed cultural genocide  now seeks to use them to suppress the rights of all Canadians by imposing their religiously driven morality on all citizens through changing our laws according to a two thousand year old book written by several patriarchal types and loosely interpreted by whoever happens to claim to have insight into the will of a non-existent being.  Whew!  Long sentence, yes, but that happens when you try to give clarity to something as nonsensical as a god’s will.

We are committed to a journey of faith fully trusting our Lord to supply the resources and strategies to impact the youth of Canada.

I have trouble believing that this group faithfully trusts their lord to supply resources - for two reasons: first off, I don’t believe in gods.

Secondly: I apparently jabbered in my sleep last night, and what one of my co-pilots took to be nonsense must have been in fact, a magic spell because some god or other monster (which I don’t believe in) later directed me to read this article  and made me read these very lines:

Toews said Youth For Christ's evangelism was irrelevant to the funding process, although CBC reports one of the group's directors contributed to his political campaign.

So with family values  Vic Toews’ palms coincidentally greased,

The Conservative government in Ottawa and Winnipeg's city council are poised to help non-profit Youth For Christ build an $11.7-million, 50,000-square-foot youth centre at the northwest corner of Higgins Avenue and Main Street.

Seems the holy partisan patronage invisible sky monster worked some more magic for his faithful:

That plan, which faces a council vote on Feb. 24, is being lambasted by two opposition councillors and MP Martin, who claim it was rushed through city hall, contravenes Winnipeg's recreation policy and effectively shuts out other inner-city organizations.

"Councillors received one page of information about this. It was walked onto (executive policy committee) a week before we have to vote on this. It didn't go through the proper process," said Gerbasi, who shares Martin's concerns about the evangelistic aims of Youth For Christ.

Transcona Coun. Russ Wyatt said it's unfair to give millions to Youth For Christ without even a report from city staff, when the city makes dozens of small community organizations jump through procedural hoops to obtain small amounts of public funding.

I wonder - had the group had been named Youth For Allah, Boys For Buddha or Kids For Krishna, would it have received such funding as easily, or rather, at all? (Yes, that is a rhetorical question)

I was thinking...for just under 7 mill, I could be persuaded to start a youth group as well.

Been thinking of Kids For Cthulhu. 

Should have a pretty good shot since being amoral, such a group can hardly be accused of forcing narrow, religious values on tender, little kiddies.  And since Cthulhu has a physical form, kiddies can strive to emulate his image.

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It would offer extensive challenges:

And it encourages children to strive for the highest goals:

Cthulhu really has that tough guy image working for him as well.  That's very popular, lately.

Best of all, there’s some terrific Cthulhu rock to lure in the youngsters: