Not if Cthulhu eats it first

Today someone said to me - again - in reference to global warming: "the planet will burn when god wants it to burn."

Well, if we're talking mythical beings, here, my money is on The Great Cthulhu.

Really.  Who would win in a face-to-face?

OK, I'll even throw in the dad god and the ghost bird.

 

Sure, Cthulhu may be sleeping...for now.  But he can wake up any time.  Any time.  And when he does, he won't be hanging out in some cloud city only showing up to burn a bush or carve commandments in stone every couple of thousand years.  Not The Great One.  He'll be on the move, getting the job done, showing himself to humans and they won't have to ever doubt his existence for the rest of their short lives.

Sure god has angels.  One of them might even have killed a dragon, once.  But Cthulhu has minions.  Lots and lots of minions with big teeth and claws.